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I
first met Ray in 1977 when I was going out with his sister Cath who is
now my wife of some 23 years.As you will imagine I have thousands of stories
to tell about Ray.But the one that sticks in my mind the most is the time
in 1979 and Ray had been assigned to a "Bomb Job" in North Wales
where an old WW2 UXB had been discovered on Bardsey Island just off the
coast at Aberdaron.Coming up from Plymouth with the bomb wagon he makes
a short 50 mile detour to his mums house in Liverpool.He rolls up at about
8.30 Sunday evening complete with his crew of 4 or 5 men a huge Landrover
with an even huger Gemini on top."Allright Mam, me and the lads are
stayin ere tnight like"So in they come,makeshift beds are made up
and we all go to the nearest pub.Then Ray had a thought.Christ the Gemini
is still on top of the Landrover,so we legged back to the house and off
loaded the Gemini into Rays mums front room.What a struggle that was.
Well after a couple of pints Ray asks " Eh arr kid do you fancy comin
on a bomb run with us?At this time I was unemployed and explained to Ray
that I was skint and only had 40p left after standing a round in the pub.Dont
worry arr kid you wont need any money as we will bring you back tomorrow
night and you will be eating with us in our digs.
So I jumped at the chance and we left early next morning after another
battle getting the Gemini back on the Landrover.
We arrived at our destination only to find out we had missed the neap
tide?(meant nothing to me)so Ray had to phone his boss to explain and
was told to wait for tommorrows neap tide.So now we have to stay over
night,so we book into the local pub with a B&B only to discover the
owner is an ex matelot and the problem was I had a moustache.So I had
to pretend I was a Royal Marine attached to the Bomb Team.I was praying
the ex matelot would`nt ask me any questions,luckily he never.
Well we go out on the next neap tide and find the bomb which was a 500lb
one which they used to drop on the island for target practice.Anyway Ray
and the boys wrestle with the bomb and try to defuse it but the fuse was
too corroded so Ray then had to ask permission from his boss to blow it
up were it lay.Off we go back to the pub to phone Plymouth and get the
ok.Only thing is the tide has tuned and we have to wait till Wednesdays
neap tide, by the way I still have my 40p and I have been well fed and
watered.
Ray gets the ok and we go out on the neap tide and the boys set the plastic
explosive and Ray asks me If I would like the honour of lighting it.Would
I? I replied and Ray showed me what to do.I think he put a two minute
fuse on it and told me to strike it up. We then attempted to start the
Gemini which just kept spluttering when Ray told us all to start paddling
the gemini for all we were worth,after we were some bit away from the
bomb he told us all to lie flat on our bellies in the Gemini and keep
our heads covered.The next thing was this almighty explosion that echoed
all around the welsh mountainsides and all I remember was being showered
with what I thought was shingle from the beach but turned out to be pieces
of seagull and puffins.When the dust had settled we went back and reclaimed
the bomb which only had a small hole ripped out of one side of it.We took
this back with us and there was a fair sized crowd on the beach as we
made landfall including the Pub landlord.He made a bee line for Ray and
was telling him what a great souvenir the bomb would make sat by the fireplace
in the pub.He told ray that he was going into town that afternoon and
we could look after the pub.So I think a deal was done,Ray phoned Plymouth
again and we spent another night there.While we were in the pub that evening
one of the locals was chatting to us and was telling Ray about a huge
piece of granite that was in his garden that he was having trouble removing
to make way for some buildings and did Ray think he could try some plastic
explosive on it as every other attempt had failed.So Ray agreed.
The next morning we went to this chaps house and saw this piece of granite
which I am sure was the peak of Snowden sticking out the ground,Ray took
a deep breath told the bloke to cover all his windows with mattresses
or similar and he would have a go.To cut a long story short Ray set the
explosive which made an even louder bang than the day before but did nothing
to the granite but did smash all the windows in the visinity.As you can
imagine we made a hasty retreat and I went home with £10.40 and
a lifetime of stories to tell.What a character, he is deeply missed.You
are always in my thoughts "ARR KID"
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